From the back hall, Soun cautiously looked around the corner and down the outer hall. There all he saw was the panda sitting it haunches holding a sign, [Female pandas don't like sex, do they?]. “He should be grateful for that,” he muttered. Though, even if they did, the black-on-white animal did not look as full of attractive, animal magnetism as it had before. It looked something like half the size as he was used to seeing it being. It must be sick.
“Ahem. Psst! Genma!” he called in a low voice.
From its daze, it held up another sign. [The Master].
Soun thought his trained senses had picked up the chi-disturbances of evil. But he was used to having it in the house, and had always done his best to ignore them – for the sake of his own emotional stability. But since he woke up, that feeling, and sounds, of evil had grown in intensity, into, in fact, Evil.
“Uh, well, yes. I will be going to the toilet, first.”
The panda, not wanting to be left alone to face that evil, brought itself to grips with the unthinkable it had just witnessed. It flipped the sign over, [Kasumi –
Soun didn't read any more! His family – his favorite – was being threatened by the World's Greatest Evil Master!
“Happosai!!” His giant, demon head shot into the room at the profaner of purity!
“An aura!!” Happosai laughed, touching the monstrous face.
It went from hideous into beautiful! And Nabiki's world reeled. Now, Daddy looked like an older version of Kasumi, when she was a woman. She had long dark brown hair, flowing freely, but she also was distinctively made-up, with eyeshadow, eyeliner, rouge, and glossy lipstick. Nabiki recognized them as a woman's “warpaint”, part of her "battle gear".
The face began to deflate and retreat.
“No, no, gorgeous! Stay with me,” Happosai coaxed, holding onto the womanly chin and bringing the long, slender tongue that still extended from her open mouth closer to him.
The look in her large, black eyes became confused. But over moments, with some caressing and a little French kissing, the demon could almost be thought of as a succubus. “That's it,” Happosai crooned, “Release what's left of all that bad, male Mars, and feel the Venus battle aura...”
Nabiki hid her face against the wall as she saw what used to be her daddy drift in the room, towards becoming fully one with what Happosai was fondling.
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