Goemon reared his arm backwards, getting ready to chuck the stone towards the lake in frustration. Then something in his shoulders gave him reason to pause. It had been a long day, a very tiring one. Taking out his frustrations could be better accomplished through meditation, not aimlessly tossing rocks at the water. He sighed to himself as he brought his arm back down. He looked at the smooth stone lying in his hand and arbitrarily decided to pocket it. You never know, it might come in handy at some point in time.
“Oi! Goe-Goe!” an unfamiliar voice behind him shouted. The samurai’s ears perked up at what sounded suspiciously close to that of a Japanese school girl. Upon spying the intruders to his peace the sword nearly dropped from his hands.
Standing before him were…well…girls; two stunningly beautiful girls. Neither one could’ve been more than 5’5, but they walked with incomparable confidence and boldness. However, it was their appearance that gave him reason for pause.
The first had long raven black hair and a face that was half obscured by a dark, broad rimmed black fedora, the edge of which stopped at a pair of pursed smiling ruby red lips. Her long black suit did little to hide her curvaceous hips or the generous mammaries which jiggled slowly as the girl walked down the hill.
The second girl on the other hand looked almost flat as a board, but was certainly no less curvy. A firm little butt swayed back and forth as she strode towards him the same confident smile on her face. She was wearing a read sports jacket and had her hands confidently shoved into her pockets. A black bobb cut swayed with the wind across her thin face as the pair walked up to him.
“C’mon Goe-Goe,” the second girl said with a coy smile. “Fujiko’s going to so angry if we’re late again.” A lightning bolt crashed inside of Goemon’s mind. Could this be…Jigen and Lupin…they were dead ringers for their male counterparts and yet…could this be, yes this had to be a trap set by Zenigata. Was he really so weak that a simple pair of beautiful women had almost ensnared him?
“What’s eating you man?” Jigen’s imposter spoke up. Her voice was husky and sulty, but she spoke as if he was an old friend. “I haven’t seen you grip your sword that tightly since that hallucinogenic cave back at Murasaki’s wedding.” Goemon’s face fell, this wasn’t a trap then. Only someone who was there would remember something like that. Slowly, he approached Lupin’s imposter and vainly tried to find some way to explain the situation.
“A…a-are you a female?”
“Does Fujiko have huge tits?” Lupin responded almost instinctively. Goemon’s head dropped as he sighed again.
It was them. Apparently the rock had translated sensible to mean...female...
Sun Jun 19 09:50:27 2016