This was certainly not a situation that Kyon had ever thought he would find himself in. Having a redhead vampire standing in front of him with a flushed face right after he had made her part of his *ahem* harem. Which was a fancy way of saying that he started bleeding because of game mechanics and won her over due to something right out of bad porn.
It didn’t change the fact that his finger still felt really good.
Holy shit this was awkward now that he thought about it. So weird that he was actually sort of happy when he got another system message that distracted him from the whole situation.
“Achievement Unlocked: Unplanned Conquest. You have gained 3 Ero Points.”
Wait what? That was a new thing entirely and one that could be rather useful if it gave point rewards like that. A sexual act gave one point and only once per act… he wasn’t sure but it didn’t seem that the blood drinking alone counted though? At least he hadn’t gotten any messages for that. But this, it may open new possibilities. Although Kyon was rather sure he would have to do something shameless sooner or later, he would rather have that be later than anything else. How to find out the details on this...
“If you wish to learn more about Achievements, please check out the menu.”
Okay, he wasn’t sure whether the “system” Haruhi had put in place with her subconsciousness was reading his mind. It would explain some things he guessed. Still that meant at least he knew what to do next. The boy licked his lips and touched his tie while Kokoa was still looking at him with that heated face. Once again reality faded away to be replaced with the blackness of the main menu. There were the three options he had seen earlier, with a good deal still hidden from his sight by random scribbles. But one new addition was present that got him interested.
Harem
Items
Costumes
Achievements
After a moment of hesitation he pushed the last button and something that looked a lot like a scroll of old pergament appeared, except for the fact that it filled in his entire field of view. Kyon blinked, then turned his head and yes, he found himself looking at the scroll regardless of which direction he turned towards. He shrugged and decided that this was really not worth thinking about before taking a closer look at the text on the scroll.
It was a list, a list of what was presumably things that he should do and all that. At the top was a short description of what point there was to these.
“Achievements are challenges for yourself. They range from simple but time consuming to incredibly difficult. Each achievement will give you Ero Points, with the amount depending on the difficulty of the task. In addition, the more difficult achievements may also grant you access to special skills, equipment or cheat codes that wouldn’t normally be usable.”
Well, that was something, but what was that about cheat codes? Could this be like some video games where you could get unlimited life or something? Well it was probably nothing that broken given how Haruhi seemed to love him being inconvenienced. Still, that sounded worth checking out in detail.
Dere Collector: Seduce one Tsundere, Kuudere, Yandere and Dandere into your Harem. Reward: 3 Ero Points. Gain access to the Dere Meter.
This was pretty specific but not in itself lewd, aside from the fact that he needed to have sex with the girls in question for it to count he guessed. But hey, at least he already had a Tsundere! But what the heck was a Dere Meter supposed to do?
Public Speaker: Have a member of your Harem pleasure you while giving a speech without being found out. Reward: 2 Ero Points, Gain the Student Council President Costume
Nevermind, there went any hope of truly avoiding temptation for any length of time. Not that he was likely to be holding speeches anytime soon. What did this game think he was, some sort of class president or what?
Mind the Breeze: Get all the girls in your class to go topless for at least one lesson. Reward: 6 Ero Points, Gain the Stripper Ray Gun.
Kyon twitched, then pondered what he had done to deserve this whole thing. He wasn’t the most religious person, but still this seemed too much even for his normal misfortune. Maybe in a past life he had been a horrible person or something? Though he guessed to some this whole situation would be a blessing so maybe he had been a saint?
He sighed then continued to check the achievement he had already gotten. Unplanned Conquest was gained by… seducing someone by accident. Okay, that was easy and then he looked further. “Gain… the Fetish Reader?” He spoke aloud in slight disbelief. Right, this was probably another bit of insanity that he had to deal with.
He took another look at the list with achievements and tried to ignore what some of these demanded before leaving this part of the menu. Back in the main part, he paused and bit his lower lip.
Right, there was little point in holding off on this. Better just look at this thing instead of waiting until he had to use it without understanding it in detail. With a sigh Kyon pushed the Item button and two lists opened. On the left were the items that were in his personal possession. That is, one pencil and one rose that he had unfortunately picked up. On the right were general items that were held….in the interdimensional storage? The boy pinched the bridge of his nose and tried not to think too hard about this. It would only give him a headache.
“Right, right… let’s see the Fetish Reader.” The name made him want to hit someone, but he refrained from that for now, mostly due to lack of available targets. There was an image of a machine, something that looked suspiciously like one of these science fiction rayguns, just with a satellite dish stuck to the front and a display at the back. All in all, it looked really kind of silly and Kyon would have thought it was something out of these old shows where people walked in space without a spacesuit and there were flying monkeys shooting laser beams out of their eyes.
There was no complicated explanation, just a simple “Point at target, more information will appear on the display the longer you keep them talking. This item will not be noticed by others unless so desired.”
Well that last one at least was good because there was no way that he would be able to walk around with something like that otherwise, much less point it at someone during a conversation. With some hesitation Kyon pushed the equip button that would put the item into his… inventory?
Then he paused and after a moment of uncertainty left the menu entirely.
Everything faded away only for normal reality to reassert itself. That is to say, the strange quasi-reality that Haruhi had created through her binge-playing of eroge. Honestly, who would have thought that the continued existence of all of creation was in danger just because a girl was going crazy over h-games?
“Embarrassed Tsundere Vampire Kokoa: I am so sorry for this. I shouldn’t have just started sucking without permission.”
There the text box went again. And wasn’t that all awkward and dangerous if taken in the wrong context? Kokoa was still in front of him, but had stepped a little back to give him more space. Then there was the blushing portrait of her floating in the air, with text popping out of nowhere just under the image. If he hadn’t experienced it a few times by now, he would have likely thought he was going crazy.
Kyon paused, waiting for further options to pop up like when he had first met Kokoa. A few seconds went by with nothing happening and then he blinked in surprise before shrugging. He guessed once the whole conquest thing was over there was no need for that anymore?
Then he noticed that the strange satellite dish raygun was showing up as an icon at the corner of his eyes. The boy twitched then decided to just push the button. A text-field opened up in the air, far enough off the side that it didn’t get in the way of conversation, but close enough to easily keep track off.
Target: Kokoa Shuzen - Scanning… Scanning… Scanning… Scanning
Right, he should probably rather talk with the Vampire who may decide to get another snack if he didn’t answer soon.
“Harem Master in-Training Kyon: No it’s fine, it was an accident and all. You just wanted to help, thank you for that.” Right after he completed the sentence, one of his eyes started twitching. Just wonderful, now the game was giving him stupid perverted titles too!
“Dere Dere Vampire Kokoa: That is good to know, do you perhaps have any plans for today? Do you want to join the club?”
Kyon wanted to rub the bridge of his nose, but he wasn’t sure whether Kokoa would notice it, or how she would react for that matter.
Scan Successful - Level 1 Data - Dominant Fetishes: Sister Complex, Loves being praised, Bi Curious.
Alright that was actually useful and not nearly as perverted as he had thought. Right, praise he could give.
”King of Seduction Kyon: I mostly just wanted to check it out. Resisting joining outright after meeting such a cute girl like you is hard though.”
Kyon smiled and suppressed a smirk. One didn’t need to be some sort of super-casanova to praise a girl, so this should be a point for him. Then he noticed the newest addition to his titles and the smile immediately dropped from his face.
“#1 Harem Girl Kokoa: Oh of course I would love to show you the club… but well, we don’t actually do much flower arranging currently. Maybe we could just go and walk a bit?”
Before Kyon could consider the newest title Kokoa had gained, he noticed that something else had appeared in the text window belonging to the fetish reader.
Scan Successful - Level 2 Data - Voyeurism and Oral Fixation (Racial)
That…. that was just… he wasn’t actually sure what to think of this.
It was information that could possibly be useful in getting a girl to start a… well sexual act. It was now that Kyon really thought about it, about the fact that he would need to have sex with every girl he needed to seduce. And given that each girl gave ¼ of a heart… well if he had the right feeling for this, then Haruhi and the rest of the SOS Brigade were like final bosses in an MMO. Which meant he needed as many of these as possible.
And other girls wouldn’t have convenient methods as an alternative for sex like Kokoa. Sure, if he searched there were probably a few more Vampires around, they were pretty popular in fiction after all. He could name a few of the top of his head. But that would still only delay the inevitable. Assuming all of them had the same reaction to sucking blood anyway.
“Master of One-Liners Kyon: Oh Fuck me!”
Our red headed heroine turned a deep shade of red and looked down at her hands which were busily playing with each other. Her portray similarly took on an even more embarrassed appearance.
“Secretly Perverted Kokoa: I.. I don’t mind if you want to have sex, but it isn’t because I like you or anything. You are just so pitiful and it is to make up for sucking your blood without permission…”
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While the dark-haired boy was having a mental breakdown, Kokoa seemed to make a decision and grabbed one of his hands. The not-quite-there male was dragged along by the vampiress and then suddenly reality twisted and turned as the surrounding was quickly replaced with an entirely different one. A slow sensual melody began to play just as Kyon started to get out of his shock and notice his new position.
Our protagonist found himself lying on a bed, shirtless and with a weight pressing down on his upper body. That pressure turned out to be the butt of a certain red head vampire. Kyon couldn’t quite help himself from staring because well, the girl seemed to have discarded her skirt which gave him a good view at her pink panties and a very firm pair of ass cheeks. The term “I wanna tap that” came immediately to mind at this sight.
Still a little confused, Kyon looked around and saw that indeed, his shirt and Kokoa’s skirt were hanging on a chair not far away. Actually, now that he looked more closely it seemed like he was in the nurse’s office.
Then he felt something grabbing onto the front part of his pants. He looked around past the ass that was enveloping most of his sight. And yup, there was Kokoa doing her best to remove his legwear. Or at least open it for easy access to a certain area.
“Eroge Protagonist Kyon: What do you think you are doing?”
Kokoa looked up from her halfway bent over position. She had been staring a little too intently towards his crotch for Kyon’s comfort.
“Lustful Tsundere Kokoa: D.. do.. don't make me say something like that! J.. just shut up and enjoy this super special opportunity.”
Kyon tried to think of an argument, but he wasn’t so foolish as to tell a girl that he didn’t want to do that with her. Best case, it would end with him as a smear on the wall. Yet, Kyon didn’t understand, why was this even happening? Sure, he had gotten Kokoa to be part of his harem through a technicality, but why was she suddenly all ready to do the horizontal tango at his command? That was when he noticed the text popping up in his field of view.
“Girls that become part of your harem will naturally agree to most sexual acts you ask them for. Normal hesitation, sexual orientation, or ethical questions are ignored when it comes to your requests.”
Kyon felt like facepalming. So basically this thing was twisting their minds into pretzels so they wouldn’t mind anything sexual as long as he asked?
“Do not worry, your harem's natural personalities, desires, hopes and so on remain as they are. It is only their resistance to sexual acts which is changed. It will take a major problem for interference to happen. For example, two girls with longstanding enmity for each other may refuse to join in the same sexual activity. Such problems can of course still be overcome through gaining of further affection with both.”
And I assume that also involves doing perverted things to both of them until they love sex too much to say no? Kyon thought towards whatever or whoever was writing him. Was it Koizumi? Probably not, otherwise his name would be in front of the text.
“Precisely!”
Oh, wonderful just perfect. There was nothing he had wanted more than the ability to remove any resistance in a girl through repeated fu… uhhhh…
Kyon’s thought process had a sudden crash as he felt soft small hands taking grasp of his penis.
He twisted his head and what the heck why was he no longer wearing pants or underwear? And when had Kokoa removed her top? He hadn’t been distracted for more than a minute!
“To avoid unnecessary wasting of time, undressing is skipped until the desired scene is achieved. Unless the act of undressing is part of the sexual experience that is.”
Wait, was this thing saying he should have made Kokoa do a strip sh… ahhhh... once again Kyon was somewhat distracted by the unfamiliar feeling of feminine hands on his private parts. He really should stop getting distracted by this random voice giving exposition.
“Desperate Male Lead Kyon: H.. hey are you sure you want to do that?”
Kokoa gazed over to him for a moment, annoyance showing on her face.
“Sex Hungry Kokoa: Yes yes, I am quite fine, now shut up and do something useful with that mouth of yours.”
Before Kyon got a chance to say anything else, the vampire girl had lifted her buttocks a bit before placing it firmly on his face. His eyes and nose were covered in a panty clad behind, which limited his ability to breathe quite a bit. He blinked, a little panic starting to edge in. The hands were still roaming about his member, but now he was sort of concentrated on getting some fresh air. He opened his mouth and tried to get free, but only ended up with fabric in his mouth.
Wet fabric, he noted after a moment of contemplation. It was a strange taste, somewhat salty and bitter, but still exciting somehow. Then he remembered that he was kinda starting low on air and tried to get his mouth free again.
Kyon was answered with a happy moan. Even though he couldn’t see anything Kokoa aside from her ass, there was still the portrait of her which now showed a girl with a perverted smile and some drool escaping her mouth. More importantly, that made her shudder and move her buttocks enough for him to get some fresh air.
“Not Yet Satisfied Kokoa: Yes, that is much better!”
Our hero would have liked to say that he steadfastly resisted for as long as possible. But at this point, little Kyon was doing his best impression of a telephone pole and he could feel soft but strong hands pumping him wildly. Then they were replaced by something far wetter that quickly enveloped his cock.
Regardless of how he acted at times, Kyon was still a healthy teenage boy. Having no experience with real sex and all, he kind of got lost in the act. He couldn’t say how long they were at it. It felt like an eternity, but it could have been mere minutes for all he knew. Not that the weird way the universe seemed to work now helped at all in keeping track of time.
At some point he just closed his eyes and stuck his tongue out to return the favor towards the vampire. The boy was rewarded for his trouble with further moans of pleasure. Everything soon turned into a blur of pleasure, hips bucking, hands roaming naked skin of hips and legs, or trying to push his partner’s precious place even further towards him.
He couldn’t even say how often they did it by the end of it. Twice, thrice, more often than that? Kyon had a feeling that something about this whole thing had given his sexual stamina quite the boost from normal because he didn’t remember any breaks throughout the session.
Yet, Kokoa was insatiable and at some point he simply fell asleep. It was later that he woke up, still lying on a bed of the nurse’s office. Kyon blinked in confusion, his half awake mind not quite making sense of the situation. His clothes were hanging over the end of the bed. Ah, that meant he wasn’t wearing anything right now…
It was probably a good thing that Kokoa had kept enough of her wits after the session to move the curtains around the bed to hide its inhabitant.
That was when a sound broke Kyon out of his sleep addled state, showing that he wasn’t alone in the nurse’s office.
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