Akane was fine. Really! Perfectly normal. Sure, she’d been caught almost masturbating by her annoying fiance. And sure, she had insisted that everyone strip so strongly that they probably all thought she was a closet nudist. And yes, she had accidentally implied that she found Ranma’s girl form attractive to his face. But aside from that, she wasn’t acting strangely at all!
Akane sighed, pressing her forehead against the cold stone of the cave wall. What kind of horror attraction was this, anyways? No people in goofy costumes or spooky music; just random jets of water and nudity. Well, she had to admit the nudity wasn’t really part of the attraction. She had decided to introduce that element. What if they ran into that old man again, or more couples? Why on earth had she decided this was a good idea?
“What’s up?” Ranma asked, coming up behind her. She turned to reply, and then stopped, transfixed by the sight before her. Had...had Ranma always been so hot? No, surely not. He must have done something different today. Maybe he used some sort of cream or lotion or something. If he’d always looked like this, wouldn’t she have jumped him by now? It wasn't like this was the first time she’d seen him naked. If he always looked like this, she'd have probably pinned him to the bathroom floor the first time she saw his male form.
“Uh, Akane?” Ranma asked uncertainly, waving his hand in front of her face. “You there?” Akane started, and hastily wiped off the edge of her mouth. “You’re fine,” she said quickly. “No, I mean, I’m fine! The finest!” She grinned unconvincingly.
Ranma stared at her, confused. “You hit your head or something, tomboy? You’ve been acting weird. Weirder than normal.”
Akane scowled. “And what is that supposed to mean?”
“Well, you’re normally a huge prude. And now, you’re telling everyone to strip, and worshiping Ryoga’s muscles,” Ranma said irritably.
“Aww. Are you jealous?” Akane asked mockingly.
“Why would I be jealous?” Ranma fired back. “It’s not like you actually got to touch them. You just got to see them, the same as me.”
Akane opened her mouth, before shutting it, confused. “I meant jealous of Ryoga, not jealous of me,” she said finally.
Ranma blushed. “Oh. Right, of course.”
“Hang on, do you want to touch his muscles?” Akana asked incredulously.
“No! I mean, not really. He’s just...impressive, that’s all,” Ranma said defensively. “Nothing weird about appreciating a well-built body.”
“Exactly! Which is why there is nothing weird about us walking this tunnel naked. We’re all good-looking, what is there to be ashamed of?” Akane asked desperately.
Ranma smirked. “All of us are good-looking, huh? That include me too?” he asked, stretching. He didn’t miss the way she stared at him when he did so.
“Uh. No. No, it doesn’t,” she said unconvincingly.
Ranma rolled his eyes. “What about if I were a girl, then? I have heard I make a sexy girl,” he said, grinning.
Akane flushed red. “You-a shameless girl, more like! Always wandering around, dressed indecently.”
“Bold words, from a nude girl,” Ranma said cheerfully. He took a moment to examine her, staring long enough for Akane to become self-conscious. “What?” she asked defensively.
“Nothing. It’s just...you look different today,” Ranma said softly. “Very cute.” He paused, seeming to realize what he was saying. “I mean, you don’t hold a candle to me as a girl, of course. I’m definitely the hot one.”
“The hell you are!” Akane said angrily. “I’m way hotter than you!”
“Please,” Ranma scoffed. “Even Ryoga thinks I’m hotter than you, and he’s been crushing on you for forever.”
“He’s with Ukyo! And what makes you think he thinks you’re hot?”
“Well, I’m pretty sure he was jerking off while thinking about me a minute ago. That’s a pretty big clue,” Ranma said smugly.
Akane’s jaw dropped. “What? What are you talking about?”
“Did you really not catch that? He had his dick in his hand, and was calling my name.”
“I didn’t hear your name being called. You probably just imagined it,” Akane said dismissively. “If he was doing something with his dick, it was probably with Ukyo. She was the one with him!”
Ranma frowned. “Yeah, I don’t know what she was doing, exactly. I was a little distracted. But he was definitely thinking about me!”
“How vain can you get?” Akane complained. “You think everyone thinks you’re sexy just because you have big, perfect boobs, and a cute butt, and pretty lips, and…” she trailed off, hearing what she was saying.
“Yep,” Ranma said smugly.
“You!” Akane spotted Ukyo and Ryoga coming up behind them. “Ukyo! Is Ranma sexy?”
“Yes,” Ukyo said on instinct, before her brain kicked in. “I mean, well, he is very good-looking,” she said hurriedly, taking another long look at him.
“No, I mean as a girl. Do you think she is sexy?”
Ukyo went pale. “Uh. Well, I don’t know.”
“You said she was sexy before,” Ryoga said, frowning. Ukyo hit him with another spatula.
“Told you,” Ranma said gleefully. “You’ll have to settle for being the cute one, tomboy.”
Akane growled. “You aren’t even a girl right now! Just a stupid, handsome boy. Besides, I think Ukyo is the hot one.”
“What?” Ukyo asked, bewildered.
“I mean, look at her legs!” Akane continued, getting on her knees in front of the confused girl and running her hands up and down her bare thighs. “They’re perfect! Lean, shapely, and long. Not to mention her breasts. Which are all-natural, unlike some people’s,” she said, shooting a glare back at Ranma.
Ukyo took a deep breath and closed her eyes, trying to tune out the bicking couple. ”I will not think erotic thoughts about Akane. I won’t,” she thought insistently. Akane was her friend, and, more importantly, her rival for Ranma’s affection. She would not get turned on by her! Her body was just sensitive from her near-orgasm a few minutes ago, that was all. So of course when a naked girl got between her legs and began touching and complimenting them, she’d have a reaction. It didn’t mean anything. She certainly wasn't thinking about Akane doing anything else down there.
Ranma, meanwhile, was still spluttering. “Mine are all-natural!” he said angrily. “Just because they’re magical, doesn’t mean they aren’t natural!”
“Yes it does! They’re just part of the curse,” Akane argued. “A real girl’s breasts are way more erotic. Like Ukyo’s, or mine. Right, Ryoga?”
“Uh.” Ryoga blinked, clearly very lost. “I don’t really know.”
“C’mon! Look, just stand behind Ukyo and feel her boobs,” Akane said impatiently.
“Excuse me?” Ukyo said, her eyes widening. Ryoga did as he was told, and placed his hands around her breasts, pulling her back against his chest. Ukyo bit back a moan, as he began to grope them lightly.
“See? Way better, right?” Akane asked eagerly, her hands still wandering up and down Ukyo’s legs. “Ranma’s don’t hold a candle to them, right?”
“They are very nice,” Ryoga admitted, tweaking Ukyo’s nipples. The girl’s legs wobbled as she struggled to remain upright. “They’re very soft, and feel good in my hands. Like dough. Do you think it is because she is a chef?”
“I don’t think that is related. By that logic, she’d taste good because her okonomiyaki is good,” Akane said, frowning.
Ryoga paused, before leaning forward and lightly nibbling on Ukyo’s earlobe. This time, the besieged girl could not help but moan aloud. “She does taste good!” he said happily. “Akane, you have to try her!”
“Uh, you guys?” Ranma asked nervously, having been shaken out of argument mode by the erotic sight before him. “What are you doing?”
“She does?” Akane said eagerly. “In that case, I’ve got to try her too! Thanks for the meal!” She buried her head between the other girl’s legs. Ukyo let out a cry, before burying her hands in Akane’s hair. Ryoga continued to play with her breasts as Akane worked, as well periodically kissing and nibbling at her neck and ears. It didn’t take long for the two of them to push Ukyo over the edge, with the girl’s cries of pleasure echoing down the tunnel.
“Are you...seriously having a threesome in the middle of a horror attraction?” Ranma asked in disbelief. “Does this really seem like the best time and place for this?”
Akane lifted her head up to glare at Ranma. “You don’t seem to mind too much, pervert,” she said, mockingly. “At least, from the way you’re gripping your dick.”
Ranma glanced down to find that he had, indeed, been touching himself without realizing it. “I...this is unrelated,” he said unconvincingly. “Seriously, it’ll be bad if someone catches us. It’s not like this place was meant to have sex in.”
As if on cue, the far wall slowly began to descend into the ground, to reveal a room beyond that looked very out of place. Rather than anything horror-themed, it looked more like a room form a love hotel, featuring a large, circular bed. Shelves along the walls were stocked with what looked like various lotions, lubricants, and toys, and soft music was being piped in from somewhere. “Oh nice! It looks way more comfortable there!” Akane said happily, getting to her feet and wiping her face. “We can rest for awhile.”
“...Rest. Sure,” Ranma said doubtfully, watching Ukyo sway unsteadily. Ryoga had to wrap one arm around her to keep the dazed girl upright.
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