DW Rebecca: Tea the Bimbo.

Unending BE - episode 759667

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"Wishing Rock." Rebecca said, steeling herself, preparing for the potential disappointment if, against all odds, this didn't work. "I wish Tea would turn into the world's dumbest bimbo!" The truth of the matter was that as far as Rebecca Hawkins was concerned, Tea Gardner was a bimbo, at least by comparison to herself; She'd already graduated from college at age twelve, while at age 17 Tea sought a dancing career she'd only get because of her boobs and butt. But now, everyone in the world would see her the same way, a vapid airhead beyond comprehension.

"Like, where is Tea going?" Tea suddenly said in a notably higher register than before as she stopped to look around herself, and for a moment Rebecca could see right into Tea's eyes, the sight of which almost made Rebecca squeal; they were dull, scratch that, beyond dull, they went past having no glimmer of intelligence and seemed to broadcast just how insipid she was to anyone who even so much as glanced at her. "Oh yeah!" Tea then said with a giggle, causing her boobs to jiggle such that it was clear she wasn't wearing a bra anymore. "Tea is going to hang out with Yuugi! He is just such a hunk and sooooo smart!" Tea then started skipping along, humming some insipidly childish song to herself.

"No!" Rebecca hissed; one of the main advantages she had on Tea was the fact that she was open and honest about her feelings while Tea was too confused to figure out hers. Now the epic airhead was too simpleminded to have those kinds of doubts, tilting the playing field even more than her boobs and butt already did. "Wishing Rock." Rebecca said as she moved to keep Tea the Bimbo in view, "I wish..."

  1. *Tea would forget all about Yuugi.
  2. *Tea would be distracted by something only a stupid bimbo like her would follow around.
  3. Tea's boobs and butt would become too big.
  4. Something else.
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Fri Apr 08 01:53:22 2011

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