"-Lusty Librarian!" Alexis called out as a holographic version of her hit the field. The monster was indeed her duplicate down to the last detail save only for the clothes on her body. She wore a white buttoned shirt, a tight black skirt that went down to her knees and topped the look off with a pair of square glasses perched upon her nose. A book was carried under one arm while her other hand rested on her hip, her gaze harrowing and serious every bit as much as it was sultry and desirable. She turned up her nose and sat down on a chair that materialised behind her, crossing her legs and sticking out her chest while reading a book, much the same pose that she was in on the card.
Lusty Librarian. Earth/Warrior Level 4 1600/1200
When this card is summoned, place three Strip Counters on it. Once a turn, on either player's turn, you can remove one Strip Counter from this card to draw one card.
"Hey, I've never heard of that monster... And it looks just like you, Alexis!"
"It's a new archtype, especially made for yours truly. I'll activate Lusty Librarian's effect to draw a card!"
The Lusty Librarian snapped her book shut, and strode forward with an exaggerated sway in her hips. As she approached Jaden, a bookcase seemed to grow out of the ground, with a ladder leaning against it. The Alexis look-a-like gripped both sides of the ladder, peering over her shoulders with a sultry look, before climbing the ladder while rolling her shoulders and her hips with each step she took up. Finally, she rested one leg - the one closest to Jaden - on the rung above the other, intentionally leaning forward so that her skirt pulled up and revealed a black thong underneath. Jaden blushed, but found that he could not look away as the Lusty Librarian placed her old book back and drew out a new one, wiggling her attractive derriere almost as though she was blissfully unaware of what she was doing. She picked out a new book, climbed back down the ladder and turned towards Jaden to give him another look like before - except that her skirt appeared to have caught on the ladder, and when she turned around to look at him, it tore clean off her body. She had a mock look of surprise and horror on her face at being so suddenly disrobed, but then shrugged as if it didn't really matter and walked back to her seat with a hand on her hip and the other reading the book. That done, the Lusty Librarian simply resumed her standard pose, sitting on the chair. The difference this time was that rather than a white shirt and black skirt she was now wearing a white shirt and black thong. In the meantime, the discarded skirt transformed into a card which flew right up into Alexis' hand.
"I'll play three cards face down, and attack your face down monster! Go, Lusty Librarian!"
Jaden shook off the surprise (and arousal) of what he'd just witnessed, and gave his own shrug back to his opponent. "Too bad, Alexis! You just attacked my Clayman!"
Elemental Hero Clayman Earth/Warrior Level 4 800/2000
Alexis: 3600/Jaden 4000
"I set three cards and end my turn," Alexis declared. It was odd, but even though she'd just taken damage from attacking Clayman, she seemed extremely confident. Not that Jaden was remotely concerned at all. He had two cards that could've helped him deal with a monster if Alexis had summoned something more powerful than 2000 ATK.
Jaden considered the situation before he drew, thinking with much more detail about the situation he was in than anyone would ever credit him for. "Okay, so the field is like this just now. I have Clayman and my two face down cards, Alexis has her Librarian and three face down cards. We both have three cards in our hand right now, but that's about to change for me when I draw... While I really want to see what Alexis' new cards can do, I don't think I should draw this out for too long. I get the feeling that her cards are supposed to be distracting me with their bodies, and even though I have seen Alexis naked many times already... It seems to be working. Man, she's hot. I need to focus! Can I even bring myself to attack a monster that looks just like Alexis? Actually, there's a thought... what if the two of them are connected somehow? I've seen some weird stuff since I came here. Maybe this si some sort of twisted Shadow Game! I'd better be careful, think this through..."
"I draw..." Perfect! "And I'll play Polymerisation, fusing together Clayman and Burstinatrix to form Elemental Hero Rampart Blaster!"
E-Hero Rampart Blaster Earth/Warrio Level 4 200/2500
This monster cannot be special summoned except by fusion summon. While this card is in face up defense position, this card can attack your opponent directly. If it does, this card's ATK is halved during damage calculation.
"I've special summoned him in defense mode, which means he can attack your life points directly!"
"It'll only do 1000 damage compared to its normal attack. Are you sure you don't want to destroy my monster?"
The Lusty Librarian gave a steamy look at Jaden and his Rampart Blaster. He kind of wished Alexis would look at him like that, but the middle of a duel was no time for such thoughts. Until he was more sure of what was going on, he wasn't going to intentionally destroy Alexis's lookalike monster until he had absolutely no choice.
"Attack directly!"
"Oh, Jaden. Such a pity. I activate a trap card! Irresistable Lust! Its effect -"
Thu Jun 09 11:31:50 2011