Jigen shook his head beneath his black fedora. "We pull off one of the most complicated, double-crossing heists for a rock? You, I can understand. You're always pulling off dumb thefts just for kicks -But Fujiko? I thought she was a cold-hearted, calculating bitch who never did anything that didn't profit herself."
"Yes!" Lupin chuckled, casually tossing the rock up in the air so he could catch it again. "That's exactly why we had to steal it back from her."
"Three times, no less." The world-famous hitman kicked the can that littered the sidewalk.
"But it's now all worth it. Isn't it, Fujiko?"
The woman dressed as a nanny, pushing a baby carriage looked at him. "I want the rock back, Lupin," she glared daggers at him.
"We'll talk in the restaurant. That one!" He pointed. "Be a good waitress, and I'll leave you a good tip." And with that he sauntered away across the street.
"What??" Jigen was confused. The confusion increased as he thought he saw the features change. The woman's bust definitely got smaller, nowhere near as monumental as the Fujiko he was all too familiar with. "Uh, Lupin, I know Fujiko is great at disguises, but-"
"Disguises: yes! It's going to be fun having her role play every role for me. And some of the roles I'm imagining for her would've been just impossible for her just an hour ago."
"Like getting her huge tits in a C cup?"
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