Are you a whimp? Are you nothing but prey and fodder for people bigger, tougher and/or smarter than you? Are you tired of being pushed around?
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Within the one thousand, three hundred and thirty seven pages of this bible of bad-asses are the ultimate secrets of being the baddest mamma-jamma on the block, continent, planet and universe!
Become so the being that strikes fear into the hearts of all comers and sends them running away in the fear soaked pants! Become the one that all of the opposite gender swoon over! Become so bad-ass that even death will think twice before meeting with you!
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Deep in the bowels of the trans-dimensional B.E.A. Industries, a copy of this book is wrapped, stamped and sent off in a flash to-
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