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These are fun, especially the fifth one.
I'd just like to point out that Lumitiel is preparing a thread starter for One Foxy Dame and has an open comment thread for suggestions. This could be a lot of fun, and I think it would be nice to have more than one person talking about it in the thread, so here's the link:
http://lumitiel.blogspot.com/2018/12/discussion-six-threads.html