Someone he had never seen before in his life... She had a face which was well-tanned... both angelic and inviting. Who WAS this dark-haired beauty?
She sniffled in a drowsy stupor and mumbled "Urmnrghbaffafummm......" she opened her eyes and smiled a smile that only a goddess can...
"Um.. hi?" asked Jim.
"Hi...?" she had a slight Spanish accent. "Sorry.. my Engleesh is not so good."
"No problemo... " Jim reached around her and gently patted her rear. She giggled appreciatively. He happened to have taken spanish for quite a while...
"So.. who are you?" he asked in tortured Spanish.
"Oh!" she gushed and shot-back in Spanish "OH, you speak well. Um.. well, my name is Tifa. I'm from Argentina... and I just LOOOOVE you." she gave him a peck on the nose.
Jim was slightly surprised.. not unpleasantly surprised, though.
"How did you get here? Um... why haven't I met you before? Why are you here?" he had a million questions racing through his head at once.
"Silly." she rolled-over and got-up. "You ask so many questions." she was wearing what looked like a red PVC thong bottom... she started walking away from the bed, towards the bathroom... "The point of life is NOT to concentrate on all the little unanswered questions because that will only serve to frustrate... why don't you JUST have a bit of fun instead?"
She turned-on the shower and turned to Jim. "Care to join me?" she slipped-out of her thong and stood nekkid before him.
Jim opened his mouth to speak...
Fri Jul 3 23:01:00 1998