Kuck of the Irish

Unending BE - episode 633

A Leprechaun.
"Top o' the mornin' to ye, lad." the Leprechaun said. "Goin' t' be a grand fine day, isn't it?"
Jim was a little dazed. "What?"
"I said 'tis going to be a fine day. Buck up, lad, today's your lucky day."
"Lucky how?" Jim asked.
"Lord, boy, didn't ye hear, today's Saint Shamus' Day, when leprechauns give away their services for free. What shall we do first?"
It's a good question, what do they do?

1. *Make all the snotty girls in school grow humongous breasts
2. *Make all the snotty girls in school get hugely fat.
3. *Make all the snotty girls in school become his and Rick's love slaves.
4. *Make all the snotty girls in school very pregnant.
5. *Make all the snotty girls in school something else.
6. *Go to Vegas for a lucrative run at the roulette wheel.

Fri Jul 10 09:14:58 1998

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