The Leprechaun nodded and said, "Alright, if that's what ye want, that's what ye gets".
He waved his shilleghle in the air a couple times and a starry light emitted from it. Jim began to be mesmerized by the light. Next thing he knew, he passed out.
He awoke some time later, not sure how much time had passed.
"Must've been a dream", he thought.
Glanching at his watch, Jim realized it was time for...
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