Keiko O'Brien (or rather Jim who was in the body of Keiko) shoved against the large Klingon woman and then slapped her across the face. "Fuck you B'Rest, I'm sick and tired of the rest of the galaxy putting us poor Earth girls down!"
Jim was surprised by what he had just done - he was actually looking forward to a little lesbian nooky with the Klingon babe. But Keiko's VR-programmed personality was quickly overtaking his own and he realized that from this point on he was on a VR ride that he had little or no control over.
Pointing one brown skinned finger at the hulking Klingon woman Keiko continued her rant. "Alien women this! Alien women that! That's all I've ever heard growing up in the Federation! How Vulcan women are so mysterious, Klingon women are so powerful, Betazoid's are so sensual, and the whores of Orion are so hot they could give a dead man an erection! But then there's us Earth women - oh sure, everyone knows we're smart and independent and great under pressure; but damn it! We're SEXY too!!"
B'Rest the Klingon stared down at Keiko and slowly shook her head. The sexual inferiority complex of the female human was well known throughout the galaxy. B'Rest wasn't much of a history buff, but she knew that the role of Earth women had changed over the last hundred years or so, and obviously not for the better. She dimly recalled that once upon a time Earth women had proudly strutted through the galaxy wearing little more than miniskirts, tight tops and sheer stockings. Now they marched around in pant suits and everyone called them 'Sir'.
"Talk is cheap, Earthwoman," B'Rest growled. "And whining like a baby won't solve a thing. And just so you get this straight, don't blame the women of the galaxy if you can't get your own men hard. If you don't like the fact that every Earth man since James T. Kirk has been jumping into the panties of every off-world whore with a pussy, then take it up with them!"
Keiko stared at B'Rest in silence, her anger spent and replaced by a sad resignation. She realized that it wasn't the fault of all those beautiful and tantalizing alien women that Earth men sought sexual gratification within their arms and between their legs. And it wasn't even the fault of all those horny Earth men. The blame lay square on the shoulders of all the Earth women, women like herself. If only they weren't all so bitchy and condescending and always spouting on about how women are no different from men. Well ofcourse if a woman is no different than a man, a man is going to go somewhere else to find a woman. And then Keiko thought of Miles O'Brien, her husband. She had seen the side-long glances he gave to Bajoran women as they walked along the promenade, them and their sexy nose ridges! How could a little oriental girl like herself even compete?!
And then B'Rest suddenly grabbed Keiko's left titty and yelled in her face, "Damn it girl! Don't go all self-pity on me now! We've got a sex contest to win, remember! The Cardassian war plans are hidden in the trophy cup and we must get our hands on it. And the only chance you've got to win is to reach down inside of yourself and pull out every ounce of feminine pussy power you've got! And if you think the rest of the galaxy has got the wrong idea about just how sexy an Earth woman can be, well this is your chance to prove that you're right and that they're all full of shit!"
Keiko stood there for a moment trembling (B'Rest's iron grip on her left titty was really starting to hurt) and then she looked up with a pair of determined, smoldering eyes into B'Rest's face and said, "Fuck Yeah! You're right B'Rest! If those inter-galactic whores think they've got nothin to worry about from me just because I'm a human, well they've got another think coming!! Now let's get to Quark's -- I've got a sex contest to win!"
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