"Lets at least check the school for chicks" Jim enunciated to the Leprachaun. The little dirtbag was standing there aloof picking his nose. What a loser. "Its actually possible that this guy is dumber than me" thought Jim. "Hey you scabby-dick sucking crack whore, pay me some fucking attention. I own you, bitch" yelled Jim to the Leprechaun.
"Hey, you can't talk to me like that!" shouted back the Leper. "The character in the movie 'Leprachaun' starring Jenifer Aniston was based on me."
"You are lying" stated Jim.
"Yes, I am" responded the Leprechaun dejectedly.
"Anyway you loser just find me a way into the school or break down a door or something so we can get in."
Sun Oct 11 22:35:04 1998