Jim was bored. All that was on the TV was an episode of "Xena, Warrior Princess." She was kind of hot, though, even in the armor. He started to masturbate. But he was having trouble getting off, and after a while it started to hurt. Some cream might help, he thought, so he went out and hunted some up. Back in front to the TV, he squirted some onto his hand and continued stroking. He was almost there. Suddenly the door opened, and someone entered. He was caught masturbating! There was no time to think about explanations, because then something else happened:
Wed Jan 15 11:18:41 2003
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