Jim Takes All the Previous Options

Unending BE - episode 12001

Jim was bored. All that was on the TV was an episode of "Xena, Warrior Princess." She was kind of hot, though, even in the armor. He started to masturbate. But he was having trouble getting off, and after a while it started to hurt. Some cream might help, he thought, so he went out and hunted some up. Back in front to the TV, he squirted some onto his hand and continued stroking. He was almost there. Suddenly the door opened, and someone entered. He was caught masturbating! There was no time to think about explanations, because then something else happened:

1. The intruder, Sharon, smiled and offered to help him with that.
2. The intruder, Mr. Black, pulled out a gun and demanded the remote.
3. The intruder, a member of the Remote Violations Board, confiscated the remote.
4. The intruder, Xena the Warrior Princess, cried "How dare you masturbate to my TV show?"
5. The intruder collapsed and died on his doorstep.
6. And this is what happened:

Wed Jan 15 11:18:41 2003

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