In the bedroom of his worst enemy.

Unending BE - episode 12306

He was in the bedroom of his worst enemy: Ernie Piatzo, that geek he went to high school with. He hadn't seen Ernie in a few years, but he had always hated him since the time Ernie had kicked him off the chess club. "Ernie Piatzo!" Jim exclaimed.

"That's correct," Ernie said. He was still the same old Ernie. Same thick glasses and pigeon chest. He was fiddling with some kind of machine. That's right. Jim suddenly remembered that Ernie had gone to the Massachusetts Technical Institute.

"My plan is reaching fruition," Ernie said, and he quickly turned a dial on the machine. Jim suddenly:

1. *completely forgot who he was or why he was here.
2. *jumped up and attacked Ernie Piatzo before he could do anything.
3. *began to physically transform into a taller, bustier woman.
4. *started to get a little crush on Ernie. He was actually kind of good looking.

Fri Sep 3 23:09:47 1999

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