Rick opened the door to the barn and found all the equipment laid out on the table. All of it - the bovine growth hormone, the cow feed, and a milking machine. His brow furrowed; he thought something must be wrong. Rick heard someone behind him. He whirled around (udders a-jiggling) to see who it is.
An old man stood in the corner of the barn, dressed in a faded brown bathrobe. He said "Hello, Rick. I set everything out for you. But I couldn't help but wonder if this will really solve your problem."
Rick gaped. "How did you know my name? And why aren't you suprised to see me looking like this?"
The old man just chuckled. "I'm a magician. I own this dairy farm, too, since it was in the family for many generations. But my real calling is magic. Miranda is my daughter, so naturally I am aware of everything that happens to her. Enough of this chit-chat. Jim is waiting for you, and his udder isn't getting any smaller. Take this." The old man hands Rick a vial of bluish fluid. "It'll give you the body that you desire when you drink it. Much easier than homemade perfume, eh?"
Rick smiled. "Thanks, Man! I can't wait to have my old body back!" He heads for the door.
"Oh just one more thing," The old man calls after Rick, "Take the milking machine, too. You might need it. And if you know anyone who can run a dairy farm, then send them my way. My manager...uh..quit last week."
Rick gets the milking machine and the potion and heads home, happy to get this over with.
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Rick sneaks back into the house. "I got the machine, but I didn't get the rest of the stuff. Someone interrupted me." It isn't the truth, but it is close enough for Rick. Jim seemed a little disappointed. "Just hook me up to the machine, please. You can go back to the farm later."
Rick hooks Jim to the milking machine and turns it on. He could see the milk being pulled out of Jim's enormous udders. Rick said "Hey, uhhh, why don't I go upstairs and get us all something to eat. I'm pretty hungry." Miranda nodded, too distracted by Jim to notice what Rick said. Jim was absorbed in the incredible sensations that he was getting from the milking process. He couldn't believe how good it felt!
Rick went upstairs and made dinner, being careful to slip a little of the bluish fluid into two cans of Coke. He didn't think "Mr. Science" Jim would appreciate a magic potion, but he knew it would work. Rick brought the dinner downstairs to the lab. By this time, Jim was completely milked and very satisfied. His udder had flattened out somewhat, but still remained huge. At least now he could move a little, although his massive udders dragged on the ground. Miranda was wondering if the milking machine would work for her. Rick (standing behind the tall lab table so that his lower half was hidden) watched carefully as they started to eat and quaffed his third of the potion. He closed his eyes and thought of his old body. When he opened them again, he couldn't beleive his eyes! He had his old body back! The cow parts were completely gone! The potion worked. He looked back at Miranda and Jim.
Miranda's breasts were shrinking, slowly at first, but more quickly as she drank more of the potion-laced coke. Suddenly, she noticed, and let out a squeal of delight! Rick said "It's the Coke! This old man gave me a potion and I put it in your Cokes! It's returning us to our old bodies!" Miranda hurridly finished the rest of the Coke. Jim said "It's in what?" as he set down his empty glass. Then he gasped as he noticed his udder retracting! Soon it was just a small pink spot on his belly with six long teats jutting out from it. But then the shrinkage stopped. Jim looked at Miranda. Her breasts were much smaller than they had been, but they were still large. And she didn't appear to be getting any smaller either. They both looked at Rick.
"I don't understand!", Rick said, "The old man said that this potion would give us the bodies that we desired! It worked for me!"
Miranda smiled. "That explains it. I wanted my tits to be smaller, so I could move on my own, but I kind of liked having large breasts. And I wanted the milk to stop. And that is exactly what happened. I like my new breasts." She fondled her much- smaller tits. "I think these babies are about a EE cup." She got up out of her chair and walked towards the door. "Well, it's been fun, but I think I'm going to go home before anything else happens."
Jim stood up and waved goodbye to Miranda, one hand stil on his small udder. "I really didn't consciously want this udder, but I am glad I still have it. The sensations were incredible."
Miranda left. Rick told Jim the entire story of the old man and then left himself. Jim glanced at the clock - 10pm. It had been a long, and strange, day. He wondered what to do with the rest of his life now? He's a freak, but he liked it that way. So what to do?
Tue Dec 22 18:31:53 1998