Queen of the Golden River...

Unending BE - episode 16871

It happened so quickly they were under water -- er, pee, before they could react. Thinking quickly, Jim swam to the bedroom door and dove for the knob. It was slippery, but he managed to turn it, and push...

Damn it! he thought. Of course, it would open inward! He pushed away from the door and made for the window, where he kicked at the glass until it broke. He was swept outside in an immense flood, and came to rest, sputtering and coughing, on the back lawn.

He looked back at the window. The yellow flood continued to gush, mixed with streams of white that Jim knew must be from Sharon's breasts. Got to do something! he thought. If only I had the perfume bottle -- a good second dose undoes anything the first one causes. But it's inside!

1. Jim decided to wait for the flood to subside before trying to get back in.
2. Seizing an axe from the toolshed, Jim went around to the front of the house, reentered, and ran to the bedroom, where he hacked away at the door. Floosh!
3. *Then additional streams started coming out the other windows. The whole house had filled with pee!
4. Suddenly, the flood subsided. A very wet and bedraggled Sharon looked out the window -- Jim saw that her body was back to normal. "Jim," she hissed, "we're through!"
5. Suddenly, the flood subsided. A very wet and bedraggled Sharon looked out the window -- Jim saw that her body was back to normal. "That was so cool," she said. "Let's do it again!"
6. Then something completely unexpected happened.

Wed Jan 24 15:28:12 2001

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