What did Jim do?

Unending BE - episode 37259

"Oh my god, like what?" gasped the younger Edith.

"Well...." paused the older Edith, staring at her younger self knowingly, "... let's just say that we both know that Jim tends to only think about one thing."

"Omigod I'm his SISTER! He can't--"

"Believe me, that just makes it easier."

Younger Edith frowned. "Wait, aren't I a hyperintelligent six-year-old? And Jim still--"

Older Edith sighed in exasperation. "Um, you should really just take a look at yourself. The last author broke continuity, you were 14 when you woke up, and you're still 14."

Younger Edith ran her hands over her young blooming body for self-assurance. "...broke... continuity?"

Older Edith sighed again. "It would take too long to explain and it's not like you don't have enough to process what with bursting in on your dripping wet naked older self having a howling orgasm."

Younger Edith suddenly blushed furiously, made self-conscious (future-self-conscious?) by her older self's reminder of the situation. She wasn't sure if it was more awkward speaking to "herself", "herself" naked, or having heard "herself" getting off so strongly...

Older Edith interrupted her younger self's flushed reverie. "Anyhow, I'd better tell you about Jim...."

1. *"Let's just say you're about to get used to having a lot of babies. The good news is that it looks like the rumors about brothers and sisters having mutant babies together is just urban legend."
2. *"You see how my body is now? This is the 374th version. You don't want to know about all the others Jim puts you through, ESPECIALLY number 273...."
3. "The things Jim does to you... oh God... oh, Jimmy, you can't do that to me, I'm your little sister, no, it's bad, oh God, oh GOD it's so good, you-cant-do-that-oh-YESSSS!!!!" Older Edith collapsed, shuddering and screaming, on the shower floor as her fingers furiously worked between her legs.
4. Older Edith steps forward, looking at her younger self strangely. Younger Edith feels her chest tighten and her heart race as she suddenly realizes how NAKED her older self is, flushed and aglow with the force of an orgasmic experience her younger self has never felt. "Oh, God," purrs Older Edith, gently cupping her younger self's face, "you really don't know, do you? This is too good... god, I have to show you...."
5. "HE'S the one who told me to get Freedom 55. The bastard."
6. Something else entirely....

Fri Dec 08 17:08:53 2006

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