"I can never have enough knick-knacks..." said Mr. Hill as Sharon watched her friends transform into sexually cursed magical items.
Mr. Hill pointed at Brad and said "What better form for a surfer than a pair of cursed swim trunks!" and Brad became increasingly fabric-like.
"And for the dancer," he continued while pointing at Candace, "how about a music CD to keep time to..."
"The computer whiz here," this time pointing at Rick, "seems suited best as a floppy disk!"
Hill pointed at Brenda next, "and the exhibitionist would fare best as a pair of binoculars!"
"And what collection would be complete," he began to conclude while pointing at Jim, "without science/logic boy here becoming a calculator! I'll never understand why I don't get more guests."
Sharon watched in amazement as her friends transformed into each of the items Hill described.
"You've been such a good sport Sharon," Hill said, "and you were smart enough not to eat the food. I rarely do this, but you can take one of your friends home as a souvenir. Who will it be?"
Sharon thinks slyly... perhaps the key to restoring her friends lies in the form one of them has taken. Which item shall she take?
Sat Oct 23 20:19:19 1999