Jim reached out and set the dial to tiger then started to mess with some other dials. He set the breast number to 2, bust size to EE, hiar color to brown, and fur color to orange with black stripes. Jim stepped into the tube and was washed over with a blue goo. Trying to grab a breath Jim blacked out. A computer spoke out "Transformation complete" and dumped Jim out onto the ground in a puddle of blue goo gasping for air.
Just then:
Fri Mar 17 23:58:16 2000