Scandalized, the old lady turned and began waving excitedly to a police officer who was patrolling nearby. As the officer approached, he saw the young lovers as they frantically rushed to find their clothes and dress themselves.
For their part, Tom and Angela were in a panic, which had them stumbling all over themselves and slowing down their efforts to dress. Once she finally found it, Angela fiddled with her bra for what seemed like an eternity, frustrated at her inability to fasten the undergarment. Suddenly, she realized why she was having problems: her breasts were larger than normal! As she turned to tell Tom of her discovery, they both heard the sound of a voice clearing. It was the police officer, who was standing over them with a stern look on his face.
"Now that I have your attention, would you mind explaining yourselves?" he asked, one eyebrow raised skeptically.
"Well...um...you see, officer...it was like this...," Tom stammered. He launched into a jumbled mix of explanation and apology, but it was soon apparent that the officer was having none of that. Angela wanted to jump in and help Tom out, but she was still fighting with her bra. Finally, she gave up and tossed the thing aside. Suddenly, the officer's attention shifted from Tom to her. More precisely, it shifted to her newly sprouted D-cup breasts!
Sun Sep 26 21:48:55 1999