Smiling evilly, obviously no longer in the most stable frame of mind, Geri(Jim) carefully stuffs the heads and bodies of the other Spice Girls into her(his) convenient shopping bag. It's a nice big bag, and skins don't take up much room, so she(he) promptly runs about the room, grabbing a bundle of pretty celebrity girl suits at random and stuffing them in the nice big shopping bag.
When the bag was full, Geri(Jim) paused to count. She(he) must have fit a good dozen skin suits in there! Love those oversized Splodge-Mart bags!
Having committed one of the world's strangest crimes from one of the world's strangest places, Geri(Jim) decided it was time to go home, and headed for the door.
Sun Dec 5 06:50:14 1999