Jim moaned as he regained consciousness. His head felt like it had been hit with a sledgehammer. When he opened his eyes and saw Cindy standing over him, he realized why. Her fists were just as big and probably harder than any sledgehammer. And in one of her hands she held the BE Gun. His heart caught in his throat. The BE Gun was the result of six years of hard work and intensive research. It had become the focus of his life's work, to create a device that could enlarge women's breasts, and it was more dear to him than anything else in the world. He had only just perfected it last night and today he had brought it to school to give it a trial run. He had to admit that it had given him a few surprises. He never expected Cindy to grow into a seven foot tall she-hulk. But he certainly didn't think of her metamorphosis as a mistake.
He was after all dealing with a heretofore undiscovered form of radiation and so it was only natural that he would be wrong just as often as he was right about what the ray was capable of. In time he knew he would get it straight, and in the meantime he would just have to keep a full record of everything that happened. Surprises and all.
But the fact that Cindy Hulkus now had his wonderful device in her possession was not a surprise that he had anticipated, nor one he could simply accept. It was the only Gun of its kind and it would take months to build a new one. And she was just some high school girl. He barely even knew her, but he knew that she was definitely not on the bright side. Who could say what kind of chaos she might create with his Gun. She was no scientist like he was. She didn't have the brains to use it and she certainly didn't have the right to take it from him. He wanted it back. One way or another, he would get it back.
But when he saw two more giant girls standing behind Cindy, Jim realized that getting the BE Gun back would not be as easy as he wished. "So is this the guy who brought your new toy to school?" Tiffany asked Cindy. Cindy nodded, "Yeah. His is name is Jim. He's in my biology class." Jim grimaced when Tiffany called his Gun a toy; these chicks simply had no appreciation for what he had built. "He's kinda cute," Karen said, smiling down at Jim. At this, Jim blushed. No girl had ever called him cute before. "But what do we do now, Cindy?" Tiffany said.
Cindy thought for a moment and then said, "With great power comes great responsibility. And no one is as powerful as we are. We must use this power for the good of all Mankind." Karen's eyes lit up at Cindy's words. "You mean, like, we can be superheroes?" she asked excitedly. "Exactly," Cindy answered her. "And as superheroes we have a responsiblity to keep others safe. So the first thing we're going to do is make sure Jim here can never abuse this little toy ever again." Jim blanched. Cindy had obviously gone off her rocker. She was talking crazy talk. But worse, she was now strong enough to pretty much do whatever she wanted. But what did she mean by 'making sure Jim could never use the BE Gun again'?
"You're not going to kill him, are you?" Tiffany asked in alarm. Cindy shook her head, "No. Superheroes don't kill. But I am going to put his toy in a place where he'll never find it. And Jim is also going to promise to never use another one of these things again." Cindy turned and looked down on Jim. Her fists were balled up tight. "Aren't you, Jim?"
Jim gulped and then nodded. What esle could he do?
"Alright girls," Cindy turned back to her two fellow super giants. "Next stop, our secret headquarters! And then we design some costumes. Being naked is great, but I don't think it'll be good for our superhero image." And with that the three neophyte superheroines dashed out of the gym. Jim could only stare after them. He was dazed and numb. This was all so...unbelievable. He got up off the floor and slowly walked back out to the hallway. He needed to tell Rick what had happened.
Behind him, in the gym, stood the rest of the girls phys.ed class. They had watched the whole thing in stunned silence - Tiffany bursting out of her gym clothes, She-Hulk Cindy rushing in and grabbing the Gun from Jim, Karen begging to have big tits too. And of course, Cindy's announcement that the three super-women would now become real life bonafide superheroes. After witnessing all that, there wasn't much anyone could say, was there. It was just too much to take in. So they just stood there, like statues, until Coach Saffik walked in and told them it was time to hit the showers. As they filed from the gym to the locker room, Saffik did a head count. "Hey, where's Tiffany and Karen?" she asked as the last of the girls disappeared into the shower room.
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