Jean sat, reading the Unending BE Addventure.
Little did he know, the clock showed just past midnight. The Witching Hour.
*poof*
Jean saw a witch appear in the room with him.
"Don't scream, dearie," she told him. "It hurts old Miserelda's ears, it does. Besides, I'm here to grant you two wishes!"
Jean stared, then shook his head as if to clear it. "Really?"
"Really. You can wish for any two things you want."
Jean had only one thing on his mind. "Okay. I wish the Unending BE Addventure was REAL!" he blurted.
"Done!" Miserelda said, waving her wand. There came a flash of bright light. "Second wish?"
"I want to appear in EVERY EPISODE!" Jean boomed. Oh, the adventures he'd have. Oh, the sex.
"Done!" Miserelda said again, waving her wand. There was a second flash of light, and both she and Jean were gone.
No one knows if Miserelda ever reappeared, but she kept her word. Jean was transformed from a human being into digital sprites, which when entered into a computer program produced the words Go back.
...and he appeared in EVERY episode of the Unending BE Addventure, that had been, was being, or would ever be, created.
THE END.
P.S. Even this one.
Go back - Go to the parent episode.
Sun Nov 09 02:10:45 2014
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