SRU: Jim's Grisly Fate

Unending BE - episode 68053

The fans then put his body parts one by one into a blender and rendered him down to glue, which they then used to wallpaper the walls of the mall in accordance with the instructions in the book. (Remember the book?) Then they all went home. Except for those who wanted to help the firemen put out the flames consuming Spells 'R' Us.

1. No fear! The Old Wizard himself doused the flames, just as soon as he fixed his jaw.

2. This was soon accomplished. Then everyone sat down to a luncheon of asphixiated roast wolf.

3. Jim, however, having been killed in (or near) a magical venue, was still alive. ("He's not quite dead... he's getting better...) But how will he like his new existence as living wallpaper?

4. This would be a good time for Jim to wake up, wouldn't it? But there are no backlinks from this episode, so if he does it will have to be written anew.

5. But you know how it is with fans, they only fan the flames!

6. Something Other.

Tue Nov 20 12:51:37 2001

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