While Jim continued to whimper for someone to take the red-hot tea-filled bra off his chest, Number 2 stood firm against the members of the Breast Enlarger Ray Manufacturers Association. "Why should I be scared of you? I think your devices are fake. They don't work," he said. "Okay! Here's a demonstration," said Euripides Cosgrove. He aimed his BE Ray at a nearby tower. Suddenly, two huge breasts bulged from adjoining windows of the tower. "Ooops!" said Number 2, as he was hit by the rays of several BERMA members. His chest erupted, causing his turtleneck shirt to rip madly. In minutes, all that could be seen was two 122XL-cup breasts sandwiched between Number 2's head and feet. His beard very pertly filled the gap in the cleavage. "I can't move," he squeaked. Finally unbound, Jim stood amid the BERMA members, still wearing the bra. Because of all the dialogue, the tea in the bra had long since cooled. Euripides then proposed...
Sat Apr 15 14:54:49 2000