Both Jim and Samantha turned to see what program Sharon was in now. "Hey!" Jim grinned. "It's a super-hero show. Sharon's Zatanna."
On the screen, Sharon could be seen facing down a pair of bank robbers. Gone was the Victoria's Secret outfit, replaced by Zatanna's stage magician's costume, complete with the fishnet stockings. As they watched, Sharon used Zatanna's backwards incantations to turn the robbers guns into bananas. Next, she turned one of them to stone, and the other into a tree. When the police arrived, the scene ended and the picture faded. Once again, the channel prompt appeared.
With a flash, Sharon reappeared in the room, now dressed as Zatanna. She looked at the two people before her. Jim realized how it looked, and nervously introduced Samantha. "She's the one who gave me the remote to give to you," he told her.
"I know who she is," Sharon said. "I may have been flat, but I wasn't deaf. So, I heard everything she had to say." She turned to face the other woman. "What kind of moron creates something as dangerous as that remote?"
"Moron?" Samantha repeated. "I'll have you know that I am considered a genius in quantum physics."
"Is that right?" Sharon huffed. "Well, you know what I think? I think..."
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