Vanilla Coke

Unending BE - episode 79948

The first test was a horrible disaster.

It smelled nothing like coke, and nothing like vanilla.

It smelled awful.

The entire batch had to be thrown out.

The second batch smelled nothing like coke, and nothing like vanilla, but it smelled an awful lot like chocolate.

Sharon loved chocolate, and he knew that she'd love to smell like chocolate.

He'd probably even get free sex for months afterwards.

But Jim was nothing if not a stubborn bastard, so he threw that batch out.

Finally, he created a batch of perfume which smelled like Vanilla Pepsi.



Jim threw that out as well.

Finally, about a week before Sharon's birthday, Jim was able to make a batch of perfume that smelled like Vanilla Coke.

He wrapped it, made a card, and had a crappy week, waiting for that one day.

1. Jim sprayed the perfume on Sharon during her birthday party while all her friends were there.
2. Jim gave the perfume to Sharon privately, when nobody else was around.
3. One day, Jim was playing around with the bottle of perfume, and accidently sprayed himself.
4. Jim decided to test it out on another of his female friends, to make sure that the smell was a good one.
5. The day of Sharon's birthday, Jim lost the perfume. He couldn't for the life of him find it, and he was definitely screwed if she expected a present.
6. SE

Tue Aug 31 22:33:05 2004

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