Jim opened the door warily, after all, how else would you open the door to a dungeon in the basement of a spooky old house?
Sharon, still looking and acting the part of a Frank Frazetta slavegirl, remained close behind him.
"Hmmmm." Jim hummed as he looked over the typical genre fantasy dungeon. "Let's see, ah, a Coleman lantern. At least we don't have to deal with torches. Here, Sharon, you carry this."
Sharon accepted the lantern with a frown but quickly lit it. "Master, are you sure this is a good idea?"
"Of course. If there are ANY answers, they'll be found in the treasure chest at the bottom of the dungeon. I played AD&D in college, and that's alwayswhere the big jackpot is. Though we need to outfit ourselves a bit better. There's likely to be monsters here, though as this is a BE addventure I suspect that most of the monsters will just be thinly veiled sexual innuendo and encounters."
"That sounds like my cue," said a feminine voice as something moved from the darkness towards the two adventurers.
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