What Do You Do With A Drunken Djinni?

Unending BE - episode 83088

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   Jim is amazed to see Sharon as Jeannie. The show is right at the point where Tony and Roger have carried her outside away from the hillbillies's barn where they had been tied up. And, Roger goes and gets what he thinks is a bucket of water, when it is, in fact, moonshine drippings. Jim can't help but laugh at seeing Sharon given a cup of moonshine, and wonder if she'll be drunk when he gets her out of this.

   Sharon prance off in the same drunken fashion as Jeannie always did, with the two astronauts panicking as they all get shot at. Jim is intrigued to wonder about Sharon being a djinni as she dutifully blinks herself, Tony and Roger up into the tree they stopped at. Then, she blinks them into "sitting ducks", blinks them out to reappear all human again at the base of the tree, and then blinks them all instantly back to the "jet plane" (NASA's version of a flying saucer.) Sharon as Jeannie gives one final blink to turn Tony and Roger into "martians" right before she passes out. The show fades to a commercial before Jim can get his fingers on the right buttons, and Sharon is gone, briefly. A flash out of the corner of his eyes draws his attention to the other side of the couch, and the pink harem-clothed Sharon passed out there. The screen reverts back to ....PROGRAMMING COMPLETE........SELECT NEW CHANNEL? Jim forgets about the remote, and concentrates on waking up his girlfriend.

   "Okay, Sharon, time to wake up. Come on, the alcohol was just fictional, probably just water, and you were acting drunk. Come on, wake, girl," he prods, but no go. Jim sits back and thinks a moment, then decides the direct approach. One nice grope of her left breast does the trick. And more.

  1. Sharon yelps awake, and blinks Jim out.
  2. Sharon comes to with groggy eyes, takes one look at Jim, and blinks herself out.
  3. Sharon grins to Jim and blinks both of them out.
  4. Sharon giggles at the groping, and blinks her breasts bigger.
  5. Sharon does something else that is impossibly magical.
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djinnitaur

Sun Mar 18 18:15:58 2001

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