NGE: Jim is Shinji?

Unending BE - episode 84998

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"Well, at least I'm not a Gorean slavegirl still," Jim quipped. "Just an eighteen year old version of Shinji Ikari, an anemic spineless wimp who folds in just about any crisis and tries to muddle through most of the series before completely coming apart and allowing everyone else to go 'splat' by 'Death Of Evangelion'."

Jim considered the reflection a moment more. Just that he was eighteen and not the original series fourteen indicated that Ernie's version of this series was going into different areas.

He was a little surprised at being male again. Wouldn't Ernie's Ultimate Revenge be put off a bit by restoring Jim, even if it was to the level of 98 pound sniveling weakling?

Shinji's reflection smiled as Jim realized something. Ernie Piatzo probably identified with Shinji. Short, lightweight, girls had always turned their noses up at him, guys had beaten on him. So this could be some kind of psych transference/voyeurism.

Jim looked around at the deserted street. Not too bad. Looked a lot like modern Tokyo, though a newspaper read "June 13, 2015" with the headline of "Libyans Clone Qadaffi." Jim had always thought that it should look a little more advanced. Even with the Second Impact wiping out 60% of Earth's biomass and humanity along with it, even with dwindling birth rates, fifteen years should have seen a little more tech development.

Jim was waiting for it, and so the earthshaking footsteps of a 90ft tall psuedo organic being didn't surprise him. What did cause him to raise an eyebrow was the appearance of the "Angel" - which was a radical departure from what he'd seen in the original series. This was a

  1. 90ft tall nude version of Kevin Effram, the quarterback who had frequently beaten on Ernie. Except that there was no way that was anatomically correct.
  2. 90 ft tall version of Robyn, head cheerleader who had also joyed at humiliating Ernie. Seeing that Robyn's breasts were glowing, Jim waited to see what kind of special attack the giantess had.
  3. *something else with a sexual theme.
  4. something else entirely
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Fri Nov 3 04:48:47 2000

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