Harley looked down at the Joker who was lying passed out on the floor, having just been wacked in the her with her wooden club. He had gotten his hands on a computer program that could reshape reality and he seemed intent on testing it on her. She already felt horrible, but knew she couldn't let him get his hands back on the program.
With a groan, the Joker stirred and started to sit up. "Harley," he said, moving toward her with an angry look in eyes, "Why don't you hand over that laptop?"
"Sorry pudding," she said as she typed a new command on the computer.
"What are doing, Harley?" he said just as a flash overtook him. Suddenly, he vanished, only to reappear instantly where he was standing, now only six inches tall.
Harley bent down and scooped up the tiny man from the floor, grinning with delight as she dangling him in front of her face.
"Awwwwww! Mr. J! You're so cute!" she said as he kicked his legs, trying to free himself.
"Harley! You can't leave me this way!" he shouted.
"It's just until you calm down, Pudding," she said, tucking him into her pocket.
"Now to have some fun," she said to herself...
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Sun Feb 15 20:11:19 2004