(Yes, I know I'm taking heavily from the Emperor Joker storyline in the comics, but I have a feeling our version will be better anyway. -- By the way, how did Harley hit the Joker over the head when she was five inches tall and didn't have hands? *shrug* Oh, well.)
Having transformed Wonder Woman into a crystal statue and Mary Marvel into a photograph, Harley began to gain confidence in herself. She had just taken out two of Earth's most powerful superheroines with ease. All by herself, without the Joker or Poison Ivy or anyone. Harley smiled as she realized no hero could stop her now. Not Superman. Not Supergirl. Not even... not even the Bats himself.
With a giggle, Harley was about to pick her next target when she stopped herself. "I'm thinking too small," she said to herself. "I'm bigtime now. It'll take forever changing all these goodie-goodies one by one. And then I'll have to take over Gotham. And Metropolis. And Peoria. Whaaa! I'll be an old lady before I get finished! Unless... unless I do it all at once!"
Finding a nearby park bench, Harley sat down to type. And type. And type. Hours passed as Harley wrote the commands that would reshape the world to her liking. If any passers-by wondered why a young lady was working on a computer in the park while dressed in a clown costume, they were smart enough not to ask.
Finally, she was ready. Her heart beat fast as she paused, swallowed, then pressed the Enter key.
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