Random Mischief from the BE Gun

Unending BE - episode 93771

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As Rick runs down the hall with the BE gun firing wildly in all directions, he feels a tingling sensation spread across his chest, followed by the strange feeling of something...bouncing?? Rick stops just long enough to glance at his rapidly rising chest and curse in a very unladylike manner with his new voice box before he is attacked by Arab terrorists in wierd ski masks and black P.J.'s. After they pop out of nowhere, (much like Rick's new breasts) they attempt to steal the BE gun from him!! After they point their guns in his face and goose his mellon-size rack a few times, he is glad to hand over the still-firing-in-random-directions BE gun.

Jim watches with an evil smirk as they attempt to make their getaway, which is foiled by the fact that several of the men have been turned into a pack of sardines and one very unhappy looking merwoman. As they remaining men try to drag their assorted compatriates out of one of the side doors, Rick is thrown back against the wall with many a jiggle as the BE gun erupts from the het caused by overuse. A cloud of green flame spreads throughout this entire wing of the mall, punctuated by numerous screams and a bellow or two.

When to dust settles down and Rick regains consiousness, he is stunned to find that he has now been completly transformed into Jessica Rabbit, clothes and all!!! Still in shock after this recent turn of events, Rick can't help but laugh at what has become of the Arab terrorists who were at ground zero when the gun exploded.

  1. They had been turned into Al Gore clones, AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGG!!!!!!
  2. They now looked like the cast of Bay Watch.
  3. They had become animated Barbi Dolls.
  4. It looked as though......
  5. But then suddenly, something else happened
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Leroy

Fri Jun 8 23:19:37 2001

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