"Why her?" Jim asked.
"She deserves it," answered Cindy, "after abusing her assistant, throwing a telephone at her."
So the leprauchan transported Jim and Cindy to Naomi Campbell's photo shoot in Cancun. They hid up in a tree, while Naomi posed. She wore a shiny blue string bikini, with a thong in the back. Her long black hair cascaded down her bare brown back.
"So, what shall we do to her?" asked the leprauchan.
"Let's make her butt enormous," Cindy said fiendishly.
At that point, Naomi's rear end started to shake. Within seconds, it had tripled in width. "W-w-what's happening?" Naomi cried.
Her thong was now extremely tight, and Naomi started to tip over. Cindy jumped down from thr tree, and began to laugh at Naomi.
Naomi cried,"W-why are you laughing? D-did you do this to me?"
"Sort of..." Cindy said, as she winked up at the leprauchan.
"What do you want?" Naomi cried.
"Hmmm...let's see..."
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