Jim grew tired of The View and decided to see what else is on TV.
"Coming in at the number 5 spot was generic pop artist #3728193 with the generic hip-hop wannabe song, #99821", said Carson. "Stay tuned after the commercial for our guest, Avril Lavigne". The camera then pans to the in-studio audience. It's a hodgepodge of mindless teeny boppers.
Jim spots a girl. She's wearing a red polo-style shirt and cargo pants. Her shirt shows a little midriff. She has short, sporty, dirty blonde hair and a soccer body. She's mindlessly screaming for the camera. Jim hits the BE button. Her bust begins to swell underneath her shirt. The botton begins to crawl up her stomach, exposing more midriff. She looks down in horror. Her tits are growing on live television. Jim can see red spots forming on her face. Apprently the breast growth is having a hormonal effect and is giving her moderate acne. The camera remains focused on her. Her shirt is beginning to pull apart. Jim starts to hold down the "O" button at the same time and she begins to cream her panties. The crotch of her cargo pants becomes soaked. Then her polo shirt bursts arpart, leaving her exposed in a tan, soft-cupped bra. It strains to hold her expanding bossom, but Jim decides to stop the growth. The girl then looks down again, to see two damp spots form on her cups. The growth had triggered lacation. Soon two streams of milks began soaking through the fabric, down in to the waistband of her pants. Finally, ther show cuts to commercial.
Jim then....
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Sun Feb 22 16:31:08 2004