"Damn",you think to yourself,"Another day of school is not what I need." Your alarm clock(and your mom's shouting) finally force you out of bed,however.The clock's annoying buzz,you tell yourself,is enough to drive anyone insane in a matter of seconds.You don't like the clock,you don't like getting up,you don't like school,but you're stuck with them...for a couple months more,at least.
You rummage through your clothes and find some stuff that doesn't look too dirty,while hoping your mother will get the hint of your rising mess and break down and do the laundry rather than telling you to do it.Grabbing a bite to eat,and remembering that your car's in the shop,you head out and catch the schoolbus.Off to Bristol Edison High...close enough to graduation that you can taste it.
You look forward to meeting with Ron,your best friend,sometime lab partner,and fellow outcast "nerd".From chemistry to calculus to computer science,you know a lot of things better than anyone else in school,and the self-selected social elite of the school can't stand either of you.But you have your ways of getting back at them.
More pressing on your mind,however,is your hopeless crush on Renee Frankel,the most gorgeous and desired girl in school.Those long legs,that lustrous hair,those bounteous breasts...not that breasts are ever too big for you,you're just wired that way.Renee is perhaps a 36D,which suits her tall body fine.Unfortunately,you don't seem to suit her at all...last week you screwed up the courage to ask her if she had a date for the graduation dance(and you know she's been accepted to the State Land-grant University of Technology,same as you...are you going to pine after her for four years more?) and she made brutally clear that whatever her plans were,you ranked somewhere below the rat that chewed the scenery for the school play she starred in (and you did the lighting for) as a potential date.
Well.Maybe you have the way to change her attitude.Arriving at school,you
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