Konatsu and Ranma, Ukyo and Akane: Ryoga always did say Ranma had the better curse

Unending BE - episode 1033073

Ryoga came up, mad. "Ranma! Why did you push... Me?" Ryoga looked down and saw breasts. "I'm not a pig. I'm not a pig."

"Whoops." Ranma laughed nervously. "Wrong spring. No wonder this place is so familiar."

Ryoga touched her breasts, feeling the pressure. "It's real."

"Look, I'm sure I can find it. Maybe. It's got to be one of these thousand or so springs." Ranma looked around.

"I'm a girl." Ryoga stated simply.

"It's honestly not that bad really." Ranma shrugged, still nervous, rubbing the back of her head.

Ryoga opened up her shirt and saw her own nipple, attached to her own breast, all wet and slightly irritated. "A real girl... RANMA!"

Ranma gulped. She didn't gets Ryoga but she knew if there was a fight more curses were going to happen. It was night and the ground unstable. "Easy Ryoga! It's an honest mistake!"

"HOW WILL AKARI REACT NOW?" Ryoga screamed in agony.

Ranma was stunned. She cleared out her ear and blinked her eyes in utter confusion. "What?"

"WHAT IF AKARI DOESN'T LOVE ME ANYMORE?" Ryoga screamed in utter fear.

Ranma didn't expect that. "You're not mad or nothin?"

"Of course I'm mad!" Ryoga roared. "RANMA YOU MADE MY LIFE HELL! Again!"

"What do you mean again?" Ranma snarled. "It was your fault last time!"

"I'm a girl!" Ryoga pointed to herself.

"Well yeah, but-" Ranma stopped mid sentence as Ryoga jumped out.

"PREPARE TO DIE!" Ryoga screamed in rage.

"I feel déjà vu here." Ranma mumbled as she ran.