"Yeah! Take that!" Rick yelled triumphantly at his TV screen, furiously punching buttons on his controller. Suddenly, there was knocking on his door. "Ugh, not now. I'm just about to win."
"Rick?" a high-pitched voice came from the hallway outside his apartment.
He paused his game, suddenly interested in his visitor. She sounded breathy and desperate. Yes, he was very interested indeed.
Rick jumped off the couch and headed straight to the door, then opened it. Out in the hall stood an incredibly hot brunette, but one that was dressed like a guy, for some reason.
"Oh gawd, it's so hard to think," the girl said, sounding like a bimbo.
She was a bimbo. Just Rick's type of girl. "Come on in," he said happily. He didn't know why she was there, but he was more than happy to help her out any way he could. "What's your name?" he asked, as she passed him, walking into his apartment. He closed the door behind her.
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