"Hello?" said Jim.
"Jim!" said Sharon, "That orb is...cursed! Whatever you do, do NOT make a wish in its presence. I'll be right over!"
"Seriously?" asked Jim.
"Yes!" said Sharon. "Lock it away some place safe! I'm on my way!" Sharon hung up and grabbed her purse. She went down to her car and drove to Jim, who met her at his door. As she walked past him, Jim saw her new enormaous derriere.
"What happened to your butt?" asked Jim.
"It's that stupid orb!" said Sharon. "Where is it?"
"It's on the shelf in my closet," said Jim.
"Take me to it," said Sharon.
Jim led Sharon to his bedroom. Inside, Sharon closed the door and locked it. Jim went to the closet and got the orb. "Here it is."
Sharon looked at it in fear. She still had the grotesque taste of her crap in her memory. "Look, Robin and I were cleaning out a closet in the library when we found it. We did not know what it was. We started insulting each other, and THAT is how my ass got do big. Not only that...." Sharon blushed and looked at the floor.
"What?"
"Robin...that bitch," said Sharon. "She well...uh...she wished..."
"Yes?"
"I have taste buds in my...my...rectum," Sharon said in a whisper.
"Oh my god!" said Jim. "Did you do anything to her?"
"Yes, she has a huge ass, and I wished her clit was in HER rectum!"
"That'll give her some exciting shits!" said Jim.
"Look, Jim," have you made any wishes?"
"No," said Jim. "though I didn't really believe you."
"Good, that orb only grants so many wishes. Four I think per use, so will you please wish that all of the changes Robin wished on me would be undone?"
"OK," said Jim. "I wish all of the changes Robin wished on you were undone."
Sharon fell a bit as her ass returned to normal. She breathed a sigh of relief.
Jim looked on in amazement. "Wow, that really works!"
"Yes," said Sharon.
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