"Look, I don't know what's going on!" Peter said as Wolverine advanced on him. He was really hungover and feeling really weird and--
"Look, you--"
"Hi, y'all," Jeannie-Jo cooed as she woke-up and saw Wolverine. "You a big hunk a' man, ain't yah?"
"J-Jean?" As Wolverine stared to calm down, he stared at the busty naked redneck in shock and at her various trashy tattoos, including the "ride 'em, cowboy" tramp-stamp.
* * *
"Of course, cleaning the kitchen often takes a little longer than the rest of the place, right, Emi?"
"Why?" she blinked.
"Because a horny bimbo like you just can't resist a nice big carrot or zucchini. Just like how your feather duster has a special knob on one end for when cleaning makes you extra horny."
*giggle* "Yeah, I get horny lots and lots."
"Probably wouldn't be keeping your job as a maid so well except you give lots of special benefits, right? You don't just clean the room, but also any 'dirty' cocks and snatches."
"Uh-huh."
* * *
"Johnny Storm!"
The next day, Johnny moaned as he lay in bed from one of the worst headaches of his entire life. Last night was only a blur. What happened?
"Johnny!"
"Please stop yelling, Sue."
"Have you seen the papers?" his sister said angrily. "The tabloids? What the hell happened last night?"
She tossed the tabloid newspapers on his bed: "Johnny Storm high on coke fucks woman in bathroom." "J. Storm depraved pervert." "Human Torch burns down bar."
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