"KP I can explain," said Ron, "That program has the ability to alter reality. Before today other foods besides bueno nacho burritos existed. But I kept being put down for enjoying them too much. So I changed reality to make burritos the only food on earth."
"I didn't realize all the ramifications of my decision. On the plus side, with only burritos in existence the burrito has been perfected. On the downside, the health ramifications appear to be disastrous."
"I know that is hard to believe, but that's the truth. If you need proof I can show you."
Ron walked over to Kim. She didn't know whether to believe him or not. He sounded crazy, but then he was her best friend. She felt she had to give him the benefit of the doubt, or at least let him show if he was telling the truth.
"Okay Ron, I think you may be acting a bit crazy, but I will test your theory. However..."
Sun Feb 14 19:35:43 2016