Circe's new perfume didn't actually transform someone into an animal, but it gave them certain stereotypical trait of the animal.
Like Di wasn't turning into a pig, but she was turning into the kind of girl that people might call "piggish."
She was now much fatter, a big "butterball," and it was really stressing her out. Unfortunately, stress now made Di very hungry... and very horny.
Cy stared in shock as the piggy Di was trying to bury her sorrows in a massive tub of ice cream... while still rubbing a big cucumber against her snatch.
It was depressing... yet surprisingly hot.
"Are you okay, Di?" Cy asked.
"I don't know what's happening!" Wonder Princess moaned, her whole body jiggling.
* * *
Harley stood over her defeated foes, the rush of the kill still flowing through her veins. She was having fun and yet... she wasn't satisfied. The city may be in chaos and there was no Mista J to enjoy it with her. She couldn’t let such a beautiful event go by without her lovely Joker’s participation.
That’s when she heard a giggle. Harley turned excitedly: was that her puddin'? No, there stood a teen girl in sweats with an apron, a pie, and a big smile. And a really impressive rack. The girl's hair was long and luxuriously green, her lips were full, fat, and red, and her skin was chalk-white. She could have been the Joker’s daughter.
“Hi, Jester lady," the teen cooed. "I brought you somethin' to keep up your strength through all this fighting. Hope you like it.” She held up the pie to Harley.
"Um, thanks."
"You're so cool an' stuff," the girl giggled.
“What's your name, short-stuff?"
“People call me Missy J. You?”
“Ha, funny name, call me Harley, Harley Quinn."
"That's cool. Can I, um, come with you? Things look pretty dangerous right now, and you seem real tough."
"Oh, okay," Harley sighed. "Come on then."
* * *
"Mad Hatter, you're gonna get it!" Caitlyn growled.
"Twinkle, twinkle, little, how I wonder what you're at?" Mad Hatter responded. "Up above the world so high, like a tea tray in the sky."
"I'm so freakin' sick of that rhyme!"
* * *
Alexis Luthor's robots rocketed towards Gotham. Originally created as Superman-hunting robots, they had now been repurposed as "Supergal-impressing robots" to show Supergal how kewl Alexis was an' junk.
* * *
"Heeeeeeeey, Harley!"
Harley turned to see a bizarre teen version of Poison Ivy running towards her. The girl was naked except for some artfully placed flowers.
"Um, Red?" Harley said.
"Uh-huh?"
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