Thump!
She cheered as she swung through the city. Penny Parker couldn't remember the last time she actually had any fun web swinging. As Spider-Man she was consumed by an all needy responsibility. But as Spider-Babe she was learning to be all about fun, fun, fun.
Her costume was a sexier version of the old red and blues. A half mask that mostly covered her eyes, which exposed both her ruby lips and her braided pig tails. She had on a crop top that had the classic red web design and spider symbol. Opera gloves that concealed the web shooters and matching spandex Spidey pants. Her red web boots were closer to heeled boots. "Look out world for Sexy Spider-Babe!" she giggled as she arrived at the offices of the Daily Bugle. She was hoping to prank Old JJJ. What she didn't know is what had happened to the old cigar chopping editor.
"I want pictures of Spider-Man! And a pony! And more tea for Mr. Snuggles!" Complained a little girl holding out a teddy bear. She was wearing a frilly pink dress and had pink bows in her dark hair.
"Relax, Joana, we'll get you all those things soon enough." Robbie Robertson was fighting back a laugh, not believing what had happened to the old blow heart. Robbie had taken control of the Daily Bugle, seeing as Joana Jameson wasn't really in any position to be the editor of an esteemed newspaper.
"But I want them NOW!" Joana screamed, then sat at her "desk" and pouted. Spider-Babe was laughing outside of the office window. "Who's laughing?" Joana looked out and gasped at Spider-Babe. That's when our hero made her dramatic entrance.
"Hey, JJ, I see you come in fun size too." Spidey began to bounce around before ending up crouched on top of Joana's desk.
"Spider-Man?"
"Spider-Babe, honey, way cutier than the original model." Spidey joked. She then played, Got Your Nose, with Joana.
"Hey, your a menace." Joana complained as she "tried to get her noise back." This had to be the single funniest thing to happen to Penny all day.
***
Vicki Von Doom led Rose Richards down to her lab. Parts have been converted to an open bar. Other parts into a dance floor. One section still had some previous science projects that old Dr. Doom had been working on, but now they were ignored by Vicki. Vicki took Rose over to the bar, where the good doctor began making a drink.
"I'm trying to come up with the perfect drink. Something that really sets a sexy mood. But I wanted you to try something first." Vicki began mixing together gin, maraschino liqueur, crème de violette, and lemon juice. She shook out a classic Aviation, but then added a blue cherry on top which changed the drink's color to Fantastic Four blue. She passed it over to Rose, who took a sip, and nodded in approval.
"I call the drink, Mr. Fantastic. Or in your case, Ms. Fantastic..." Vicki smiled, fluttering her eye lashes. Rose gave a sly grin and began to play with her straw. "I have you know, I've been conducting a lot of experiments relating to the female body."
Rose finished sipping on her drink, "Oh really? Pray tell, what sort of experiments?"
Vicki began to play with her hair, "Oh, you know, average experiments. How many orgasms can the female body ensure within one sitting? Which pleasure center helps achieve the best orgasm? Whether or not the subject in question is a clit girl or an ass girl? The properties for the perfect gang bang..."
Rose was playing with the cherry in her drink, "Did any of your experiments...pop...out at you? Did you come to any...climatic conclusions?"
"Oh they were all...fantastic...but I still have one experiment I've yet to complete." Vicki was eyeing Rose's nipples, which were getting slowly erect.
"What...experiment...could that be..." Rose husked out. She remembered seeing the bed that was being used for an anti-gravity experiment. It was floating an inch above the ground.
"I wanted to experiment...with girl on girl..." Vicki whispered into Rose's ear, then began to sexually nibble on it.
"Well, as a fellow scientist, I would be happy to help with that experiment. And maybe, peer review your other experiments..." Rose moaned out as Vicki began to massage her tits.
"I would be very glad to have you review my work." Vicki kissed Rose, fogging up Rose's glasses.
"Then we best start the experiment..." Rose giggled.
***
Daredevil returned to the Urich residence. Ben walked over to him, leaving Leia to watch TV and eat her mac and cheese.
"I was wondering if you were ever coming back for her. Heard the news, Punisher got away..." Ben spoke quietly to Matt in the kitchen, keeping an eye on his guest.
"Punisher isn't my concern. She is... there has to be some way I can help her..."
"Outside of dropping her off at SHIELD, I got nothing to tell you Matt. Though to be fair, she is a completely different person. Sweet, kind... but..."
"There's always a but..." Daredevil groaned.
"She's still Bullseye, Matt..."
"And Bullseye is my responsibility..."
"Hey, why are you talking about me in the kitchen, all secretive and stuff..." Leia asked from the couch.
Daredevil sighed, walked over to Leia, and crouched down to speak with her, "Mister Urich... Ben and I are just trying to figure out what's going to happen now that your..."
"X-Changed?"
"Yeah. Its... You remember who you were before?"
"A really bad man..." Leia answered, giving both men puppy dog eyes.
"Yes, a man who hurt a lot of people, a lot of people I have been close to..."
"I... I would never do anything to hurt you. I...I just want some one to love me. Hold me tight..." Leia was prepping for some water works.
"Leia, I want to help you, going to help you, its just difficult coming up with a solution right now."
"I...I could start working towards redemption... Maybe..."
Daredevil and Ben looked at each other, was Leia about to suggest what they thought she was going to suggest?
"Maybe I could become your sidekick..." Leia looked at the Man Without Fear, giving him a cute as a button smile
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