Who's that in Bob's bed? (Mark 3)

Unending BE - episode 117958

Well, it wasn't any of those, either. It was:

1. a venquilotrist's dummy!
2. a bunch of bedclothes rolled up to look like a sleeping person, with a note taped on saying "Fooled you, coppers! You'll never catch me now!"
3. a book entitled 1,000,0001 Methods of Masturbation for Geeks too Homely to Attract Partners. Now he remembered -- it was his favorite book, and he had taken it to bed with him last night...
4. a miniature schnauzer.
5. a cheap life-sized sex doll.
6. his old collection of Tonka trucks. "Oh boy!" he cried. "I've been missing these for ages!"

Fri Jan 5 16:47:43 2001

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