Elvira was sitting in her Las Vegas dressing room looking into the mirror. She was feeling down because her burlesque show was about to be shut down due to low attendance.
"What's a girl have to do to keep an audience here? Blow every guy in the town?"
She stood up and looked herself over in the mirror. Elvira was a goth goddess her raven black hair was half up in a beehive the other half pin straight down to her waist, her dress's neckline plunged exposing her D cup breast's cleavage, and her heavy black eyeshadow and red lips on her pale skin were intoxicating.
Elvira ran her hands up her body and gave her tits a little squeeze. "What else could guys be looking for?"
Suddenly the dressing room door flew open. A man wheeled in a large gift wrapped object and dropped it with a thud and just as quickly left the room.
"Weird. At least someone still loves me."
Elvira tore into the packaging revealing a very old looking gold plated slot machine. The art on the machine looked like it was taken from the Kama Sutra depicting obscene sex positions, the reels showed various naked body parts and the arm was a large gold dick that said Slut Machine on the shaft.
Elvira shrugged and said, "Must have been a typo" as she grabbed the dick and pulled it towards her.
Where will the first reel land?
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Tue Aug 23 04:58:05 2016
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