(Sorry to go off topic here but,...)
Diana returns to the hotel to find that...
SURPRISE!!!!! The lights turn on and everyone jumps out of their hiding place. "Oh thats right," thought Daiana. "today is my birthday! With everything going on I forgot!" Batman walks up to her and says,
"I would like to wish you a happy birthday. Please come with me"
Diana nods her head and follows him into the bedroom. "Here you go my darling!" Batman says as he hands her a present. "Don't be shy, open it!" he tells her.
She opens it and finds a futuristic-looking gun with strange symbols...
" un6 opuvd-X " (She was looking at it upside-down...it actually spells out "X-pando gun")
"Um...gee...thanks. It's...uhhh..futuristic..." Diana says.
"You think so? Try it!" implores Batman.
Diana aims the gun at the wooden sculpture of Batman that he gave to her last year. She squeezes the trigger and is thrown backwards! A beam came out of the back of the gun (like one of those trick squirt guns...) and hit her on the chest.
"You pranking son of a bitch! I oughta lasso your ass back to your cave!" she screamed.
Batman just smiled at her. Diana got fucking pissed at him and was about to smack another dimple into his chin when she felt a pressure in her chest. She looked down to see...
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Sat Dec 29 04:40:26 2001