Feeling terrible pain, he just let loose with gallons of anime-style tears, flowing in a constant stream from his head going about two feet out, then appearing to dissapear. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! It hurts!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!" Suddenly, he felt another sharp pain. This time, it was a shot to his ribs. He looked to it source, and saw Sharon! "JIM! You're embarrassing me!" Sharon said, looking into his eyes with an extremely angry stare. Jim looked around him, and he was sitting in a chair. Apparently, he had fallen asleep at the mall! He looked at himself, and he was human! "Waitaminute.... " Jim said.
Sat Jan 13 13:49:00 2001