Just as the two were about to screw like crazed weasels, the door burst open. Literally exploding under the force of one of the strongest boys in Japan - Ryouga Hibiki.
"Where the Hell am I now?!" Ryouga managed, then came to a complete stop on seeing Akane. Naked. Glistening. Aroused.
And draped over this skinny little nerd.
Ryouga Hibiki had a strange logic system. Something Bad Happened = Ranma's Fault. Therefore Akane biting the buttons off of some boy's shirt meant.
It was Ranma's fault. Somehow.
Even if Ranma was nowhere to be seen.
"I don't know who you are, or what you've done to Akane, but I'll stop you. Then I'll go beat up Ranma for this!" Ryouga nodded. It sounded like a valid logical plan. For him, at least.
Gosunkugi nearly panicked but remembered at the last moment he had given himself supernatural powers (roughly equal to a Polymorph Any Object/Other spell - line of sight) and did a quick
Global Replace on Object: Ryouga. [Flesh] > [Stone]. Now that Ryouga was a statue, Gosunkugi looked at the door and realized that he couldn't fix it. He'd have to get another room.
For causing such a massive inconvenience, he would obviously have to punish Ryouga.
It was the work of a moment to make the change.
Thu Jan 25 15:55:58 2001